Santa Secession

[AORBS]’s objective is to provide its membership with the resources, networking, and support necessary to further define and “improve their image” as Santa. We believe that AORBS is no longer carrying forth the Christmas spirit.

This humorous article (click to enlarge) published in the December 2008 issue of Harper’s Magazine reminded me of a joke in the December 2008 issue of Playboy magazine.

Three stages of life:

  1. You believe in Santa Claus.
  2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
  3. You are Santa Claus.

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