The Mind of a Web Developer: An Illustrated Diagram
Matt, Mingle2, June 13, 2007

The Mind of a Web Developer

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Someone emailed this to me. I thought it was good enough to post for your enjoyment.

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas !

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From xkcd. This is great!

xkcd: Fall Foliage

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These new Pilot Safety Announcements (PSA) from the AOPA Air Safety Foundation are both important and funny.

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Love this! Thanks, Jason.

xkcd: Exploits of a Mom

Confused? Read this.

Be sure to check out xkcd: A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math and language. Great stuff over there!

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What is that guy doing with those pliars?

Tomas Munita for The New York Times

Keeping New of Kidnapping Off Wikipedia
Richard Pérez-Peña, NY Times, June 28, 2009

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Sweeeeeeet tweeeeeeets!

Tweets ARE worth all of that excitement, Conan. ;)

I’d like to think some of my tweets are Tweet Treats.

I love how the Twitter bird gets destroyed over and over in the video.

Don’t crap on the app. Don’t spit on the twit. And, don’t flush Twitter down the …

Tonight Show Twitter TRACKER: Conan Does the Twitter [Video]
Adam Ostrow, Mashable, June 3, 2009

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Twitter. Tweet!

Thanks, @VCwroblewski. :)

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Thanks, Kim.

“Everyone’s dead, ‘cept Australia. And they’re still, like, ‘WTF?’ But, they’ll be dead soon. Fucking kangaroos.”

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Thank you for sending this to me, Chuck!

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